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Title - Ai Iijima Good Island Cafe
Japanese Title - 飯島愛 グッドアイランドカフェ
Developer -  Inner Brain

Catalogue No. - T-25201G

Type -  Interactive Video editor
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  Let me start by telling you a little about Ai Iijima.  She was (she committed suicide by jumping off her balcony in 2005) what Japanese call "Talent" This basically means to anyone not Japanese that this person is a has-been or has no talent what so ever. They just appear on practically every TV show on and do nothing except talk or eat. I f*cking hate Japanese TV Talents. The Japanese seem to think that these people have talent or something.

Anyway, where did Ai Iijima or Iijima Ai as they say in Japan, come from? Well, she was a Lolita (16 years old) porn star and I must admit that she was actually quite sexy back then with her nicely shaped body but the older she got the more dull she became. She then disappeared only to come back on to TV apologizing for her past. The next thing you know she's on every TV show in the country and has been ever since.  She even tried her hand at being a pop star and failed miserably. You'll understand why after playing this "game".

So you all now know that Japan is full of useless idiots on TV with no talent what so ever but what about games starting these idiots? Well this one is pretty much like those Mega CD Make my Music Video games. You have a main screen which displays the camera that you are currently using. Below that there are 5 mini screens showing the view from each camera. Basically you are the director and must select the best camera angles in real time to make a good music video. After completing that it's off to talk to Ai Iijima or should I say listen to her babble out a load of crap.

If you're a collector then by all means get this disc other wise don't bother. And no, Ai Iijima doesn't get her kit off in this game. You'll need another type of disc for that (^v^)